ADULTS ONLY
This section contains pages of politically incorrect, rude and offensive jokes and songs that kids don't relate well to. So if you are over 18, please enjoy them.
Some of them are for MALES ONLY. Females won't relate well to them. So if you are male and over 18, enjoy them.
Meet the Laughing Team
What did one monkey sing to the other monkey?
Sing one monkey!
Laughter Party song
Welcome visitors to your site with a short, engaging introduction.
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Laughing Larry
Laughing Larry is Cheeky's little brother, and multi-lingual. He speaks Monkese, Chimpish, Orang (and its dialect, Utan), Grillan and all other languages, because laughing communicates happiness in all languages.
Why do monkeys enjoy monkey jokes better than anyone else?
Because they have the best sense of humour in the world.
Laughing Monkey Medicine
Laughing is boosted breathing. Breathing is 14,000 times more powerful than food when it comes to health and healing, recovery and rejuvenation.
So laugh with your tongue forward and in 14 short out bursts in one out breath. That's right, place the tip of your tongue over your bottom teeth and down into the front gutter between your bottom lip and bottom gum.
This reflex point, when touched (you don't need to press hard, just touch it or the "string" that runs across there) helps to relieve cramps such as asthma, angina, stitch, leg cramps, back spasm, muscular aches and pains, stiff neck and shoulders, high blood pressure, birthing cramps (about 50% of birthing pain), migraines (cramping of the muscles around the blood vessels in the brain) and much more. The root of your tongue sits on your airway, so it's lifted and you can breathe more freely.
Listen closely to discover sooo much more!
Michelangelo (my computer tutor) says
God speaks to us every day, but we don't know how to listen.
Cheeky says that's because I'm partially deaf, because I'm a non-believer.
He says when my lower belly moves in a deeply relaxed way - down and out when I breathe in and in and up when I breathe out (think opposites) - God approves.
"How do you spell FOREST, Cheeky?"
"Do you want me to spell the park or the river?"
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Chirpy Chimp says
"The moon is really useful. At night when it's dark it gives us light. The sun, on the other hand, comes out during the day when there's no need for light!"
Two chimps were drinking fruit smoothies. After a period of noisy slurping one says "How are you doing with your smoothie?"
The other replies "It's half way down, so I don't know if it's half empty or half full."
Dumb Monkey says
Dumb Monkey was badly injured in a tree fall. The doctor declares "I'm afraid your husband is dead, Mrs Monkey."
Dumb Monkey opens one eye and says "No, I'm not."
Mrs Monkey says "Shut your mouth, dummy. Do you think that you know better than the doctor?"
If God is not infallible, because he gives us choice, and we are very hard to predict, then doctors, who are massively limited to surgery and drugs, are not infallible and certainly don't know how to use breathing, exercise and diet to recover from injury and rejuvenate from toxicity. Don't use a sparky to do your plumbing, don't use a plumber to check your wires and don't use a medical doctor to restore your body from metabolic deterioration (dis-eases).
It's better for others to think that you're dumb while restoring your health with a full, natural health program than to suffer from the permanent injury of surgery or double dumb drugs.
