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Herbal Monkey Miracles

Cheeky Monkey knows that God gives us the right herbs in the right places, most often in your kitchen or garden. So at the beginning of the HIV epidemic he went to the newly created HIV house in a suburb of Brisbane, Australia, and looked in their garden for weeds. There were plenty. 

He picked a weed and told the caretaker, who had AIDS, to drink three cups a day for three weeks, then re-test his blood. The caretaker did. He went grey. But his count went down so low that they were not sure if he had AIDS or not.

So Breath Test which herbs you need. Find them in your kitchen, garden or from the nearest herbalist who grows her own in her own back yard. Breath Test the ones that s/he suggests to decide which ones you need out of the list you are given.

Breath Test your Herbs

Cheeky Monkey created an ice cream full of turmeric. He ate it for breakfast when his morning blood sugar reading was 6.6. After breakfast it dropped to 4.6! It's called Death by Chocolate Ice Cream for Dropping Diabetes and the recipe is on this website.


So Cheeky honours the miracle power of herbal medicine. He knows that God puts what you need in your kitchen or garden. For example, if you have asthma, He may have weeds like plantain growing wild in your back garden. You just have to find them and encourage their growth. Breath Test for which ones suit you.



Breath Test for Herb Robert (Geranium Robertainum). Breath Test for the dosages as well, and the form to use it in (as a tea, for example, or simply steeped in cold water overnight). Many have used it for various locations of cancer, such as bowel cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer and uterine cancer. Cancer is the same thing anywhere it is found in the body - jelly made from excess hydrophilic protein causing suffocation of the cells, causing them to turn to sugar for energy (mutate to produce more doorways for sugar to enter them).


So many herbs may also help with this clearing. It depends on the type of protein that is causing formation of the jelly, and a combination of herbs may work best. Breath Test for this and the percentage of each herb that you need. Here are some of the well known herbs that have been useful in the reduction and prevention of cancer.


  • Red clover

  • Nettle

  • Plantain

  • Yarrow

  • Calendula

  • Mallow

  • Asparagus

  • Garlic

  • Watercress

  • Alehoof

  • Evening Primrose

  • Aloe Vera

  • Burdock

  • Equisetum

  • Gotu Kola

  • Herb Robert


Some of these can be eaten as a vegetable, others used as a tea.


You may also need herbs that aid as blood cleansers, including


  • Garlic

  • Comfrey

  • Onions

  • Chives

  • Parsley

  • Dandelion

  • Spinach

  • Watercress

  • Celery

  • Pomegranate

  • Lovage

  • Ginger

  • Liquorice Root


You may also need herbs that aid digestion, such as


  • Ginger

  • Pawpaw or papaya

  • Pineapple

  • Peppermint

  • Rhubard

  • Rosemary

  • Thyme

  • Savoury

  • Marjoran

  • Oregano

  • Coriander

  • Angelica

  • Dill

  • Fennel

  • Lemon Balm


Foods rich in laetrile - vitamin B17 - may also help with cancer. These include


  • Millet seeds

  • Buckwheat

  • Lentil sprouts

  • Alfalfa sprouts

  • Mung bean sprouts

  • Apricot kernels

  • Cherry kernels

  • Peach kernels

  • Plum kernels

  • Grape seeds

  • Apple seeds

  • Watercress

  • Broadbeans

  • Cassava

  • Red clover

  • Sesame seeds

  • Grasses like Sudan and Johnson grass, and, of course, wheatgrass

  • Linseed

  • Vetch

  • Many kinds of berries

  • Leaves of the rose family


Please note that, for sales purposes, large scale farming now advertises seedless varieties of fruits like mandarins or oranges. This is what you DON'T want to eat, because the seeds are where the B17 is concentrated in those fruits.


Chlorophyll rich green leafy vegetables and herbs have a cleansing effect on the system and aid in the oxygenation of the cells. Many plants are well known for removing toxins from your body - thereby reducing the inflammation that underlies cancer - and can be included in your daily diet. This includes plants rich in mucilage, such as Ceylon spinach, mallow, marshmallow, hibiscus manihot (sunset muskmallow),


Please note that all herbs and greens must be organically grown or spray and dusting free, because most pesticides, herbicides and fungicides are carcinogenic (cancer-causing). Grow them in God's Garden - your own back yard.


Also realise that YOU need to test what your body needs through Breath Testing, so learn Breath Testing from this website and master it by practising it every day, using your choice of foods for practise. Use statements like "My body needs two bananas this morning for breakfast."


Also test for water. "My body needs 14 swallows of water now" or "My body needs 3 litres of water today".

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