Frequently Asked Questions
The Answers You Need
Have a question? Want to learn more about the comedy, songs and natural health information coming from our tree house? We’ve monkeyed around with a list of some of the most popular questions, accompanied by our oo oo aa aa answers. If you can’t find what you’re looking for, contact us.
Do you offer gift cards?
You are a gift - so be a card.
What are the payment options?
We accept nothing from the Cheque Republic. Too much monkeying around!
What is your return policy?
When my girlfriend and I got together she borrowed $100 from me. Three years later we separated, and she returned my $100 exactly. I lost interest in that relationship.
Laughing Monkey Medicine
Laughing is boosted breathing. Breathing is 14,000 times more powerful than food when it comes to health and healing, recovery and rejuvenation.
So laugh with your tongue forward and in 14 short out bursts in one out breath. That's right, place the tip of your tongue over your bottom teeth and down into the front gutter between your bottom lip and bottom gum.
This reflex point, when touched (you don't need to press hard, just touch it or the "string" that runs across there) helps to relieve cramps such as asthma, angina, stitch, leg cramps, back spasm, muscular aches and pains, stiff neck and shoulders, high blood pressure, birthing cramps (about 50% of birthing pain), migraines (cramping of the muscles around the blood vessels in the brain) and much more. The root of your tongue sits on your airway, so it's lifted and you can breathe more freely.
Listen closely to discover sooo much more!