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Demystifying Doctor Speak

Medical doctors (drug and dagger dealers) have taken over the title "Doctor" without a Doctorate! They have no "Doctorate in the Philosophy" of anything, no PhD. The same applies to chiropractors, acupuncturists, naturopaths and even your local "Deck Doctor" or "Dr Fixit".

When asked why they took up modern medicine, 87% of medical students said "for the money". 

How to Learn their Language Quickly

Once they have that professional status they gain a new language that you may have trouble understanding. Actually it's easy. Just break up the word.

 

For example, "myo" means "muscle". You can look it up on Firefox. And "card" means "heart", as in "cardiologist" and "cardiac". And "itis" means "inflammation". So "myocarditis" means "muscle of the heart inflammation".

 

Inflammation is the repair process. Injury causes damage to your cells, which go into pain, which tells the body to repair itself. The process of repair involves redness because more blood rushes to the area. It involves swelling because when you rebuild more waste is created - for example, when you rebuild a wall in your house you get more broken bricks to carry to the dump. It involves lack of function during the repair process. And it involves weakness, or decreased function at the time too. And it involves heat as you get more energy into the repair site.

 

So to repair a heart muscle when it's inflamed, you need energy (oxygen, breathing), water (to carry the waste away) and nutrition (trace minerals, for example). Witch doctor told you this and taught you these three, basic strategies to support and boost the repair process?

 

Instead of this simple, obvious education that you need for self-healing, your doctor gives your a "diagnosis". You walk in and tell him that you have pain in your joints.

 

He tells you that you have "arthritis". What does "arthritis" mean? "Itis" means "inflammation" and "arth" means "joints". You have already told him that! After six years studying diagnosis, drugs and surgery at university, all he can do is give you a name in another language (doctorspeak) for what you have already told him!

 

So you ask him what to do about it. He says that there is nothing that you can do about it because he knows nothing! All he can do is give you pain killers for the rest of your life! That is his opinion! But if you are ask a plumber to mend the wiring in your house when you need an electrician, you could well get the same kind of reaction. He knows a completely different subject!

 

Your body can recover from any metabolic dis-ease. It changes its metabolism daily, from hot to cold to painful to serene to fast to slow and so on. All you need is to know is the seven, supporting pillars of health - thoughts, movements, breathing, water, food, sunshine and rest. And those strategies are given on this website.

Laughing Monkey Medicine Training

Practise these Laugh Downs with those laughing, until you master 14 outbursts in one out breath.

Lawyer airCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:14
Lawyer ahCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:20
Track NameArtist Name
00:00 / 01:04
Lawyer erCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:15
Lawyer eeCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:16
Lawyer uuCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:13
Track NameArtist Name
00:00 / 01:04
Lawyer aCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:20
Lawyer oCheeky Monkey
00:00 / 00:15

Money!

Money doesn't grow on trees, like bananas. It grows on people, and this website is not for people, just gorillas, monkeys, chimpanzees and orang-utans.

Money and Breathing

Sing Down "Money exists". You get upper belly breathing - motivation, drive, money.

 

Now Sing Down "Income grows". Upper Belly Breathing expands further.

 

Now Sing Down "Wealth grow". Upper Belly Breathing grows further for longer.

 

I tried "My songs go viral now". I got Reverse Breathing!

 

I tried "My songs go viral next week". I got Reverse Breathing again.

 

I tried "My songs go viral in each week of February, March, April, May and June. In the end result was that my songs would go viral in the second week of February and even more viral in the second and fourth week of June.

 

So if I sit back and do nothing will this occur? No! I need to learn how to drive the virality of my songs first. For example, I need to learn how to "Pin to the Top" on social media.

 

And I need to create a new album for June!

 

How accurate is this Breath Testing? Money doesn't grow on trees - it grows on people. That's why God is not infallible - he gave people choice. So even if I work hard and set up everything I need to, how viral it goes depends on the buyers and their desire to share, which comes from their love of the songs.

 

UPDATE

It is now after that week when I Breath Tested that my songs would go viral, and they have not. Obviously I did not do what I needed to, whatever that was. I continue to learn, for example how to make a video, so maybe once I have mastered that they will go viral. And maybe the viral video that I have made will take 3-4 weeks before it catches fully and goes viral. I can only persist, keep on trying.

 

Here is the lesson. God is not infallible, because he gives us choice. Neither, then, is Jesus, or the Holy Spirit, or the Universe, or Masters. They cannot predict humans and they cannot predict money or virality, all of which depend on human choices.

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